Today I Am a Proper Writer (part 1)
A Monday off work – hurray! As dozing dreams swirl into
conscious waking thought, I smile as I remember that today I am going to be a
Proper Writer.
Husband forgot we both had the day off so has made plans to
go out with Offspring No. 1., while Offspring No. 2 is deep in university
studies. Boy’s Brigade plans made, promised knitting underway, gardening up to
date. I have a whole day to finally make a start on a book project for the
first time.
Not a blog post, not a prayer, not a poem, not a Bible story
rewritten for a youth group. No, by the end of the day I will be a Proper
Writer with an actual WIP I can casually mention in conversation.
But what does that mean? I need to plan this.
How do I structure today? Do I need set start and finish
times, a specific lunchbreak? Or should I have woken earlier to get a few hours
in before breakfast?
How do I fit in the other tasks that still need doing? The
piles of laundry, the need for exercise, the actual blog post for ACW that’s
due at the end of the week?
It’s a conundrum I lie in bed considering for some time, with
few conclusions.
But I do make a start in what I know is true writerly
fashion - with several cups of strong coffee and completely distracted by
social media’s reaction to the Harry and Meghan interview.
The morning racing by, I decide I need some guidance. So I
turn to Wendy H Jones’s Motivation Matters. I know she has several ideas for
using outdoors to help the literary process along so perhaps I can try one of those.
Not sure if Offspring No. 2 will appreciate a trip to the local cemetery as our
daily walk though.
However, Wendy does recommend changing your clothes to help
your brain get into gear. So I search through my wardrobe so I can Look Like a
Writer. A long floppy jacket with a Van Gogh print that I bought from an
obscure website seems a suitably artistic pick, even if it does result in
another 10 minutes trying to find something to go with it. I will be just like
Jo March in her ink-stained pinafore, the angle of her hat conveying her
progress to her family.
As a confidence boost, I also put on some jewellery to remind me of my family who
inspire and always encourage my writing.
Then the question of where to write. All the desk spaces are
taken up by family members working from home. The conservatory offers a
tempting option, with its uplifting and distracting views of the garden
wildlife. But it reminds me too much of my paid job so I need to find somewhere
else.
Instead I curl into my prayer chair, a cosy armchair in the back
corner of our long lounge, uncaring of my posture for I Am A Writer. And I try to ignore, taking up most of the window,
the rear view of a workman up a ladder, scraping moss from my neighbours’ roof
with a hoe, like a giant dentist descaling teeth.
To be honest, I might as well have lunch by now and hope he’s gone by the time I come back. Now, what do writers eat, apart from cake and cheesecake?
Liz Manning fits writing around being an Occupational
Therapist, BB captain, wife, and mum to two adult children. Or perhaps it's the
other way round. She blogs regularly at https://thestufflifeismadeofblog.wordpress.com/
Irony will get you anywhere! I hope you then did d Writerly Walk, having first eaten a Writer's Lunch (coffee and a sandwich - at the desk?) Happy scribbling/tapping!
ReplyDeleteThis is superb, Liz! You are definitely a Proper Writer. Coffee? Check. Distractions of many kinds? Check. Unsure where to sit to do the actual writing? Check. Love your image of the giant dentist descaling teeth. I hope your day with your WIP was fruitful - and keep us posted.
ReplyDeleteThanks Ruth 😊. Look out for Part 2 next month. And maybe Part 3, I'm not sure yet.
DeleteI like the idea of a series!
DeleteIt sounds to me like you are a proper writer. I’m glad you find Motivation Matters to be helpful.
ReplyDeleteYes, definitely, thank you Wendy.
DeleteSometimes it's reassuring to see ideas in there that I already do but it's also helped with how I'm approaching Rethink Church's Creative Lent Challenge (might write about that in a future post).
Really enjoyed the humour of this. But I think you mean 'dozing dreams'. At first I was wondering what you'd been dosing yourself with to give you dreams!
ReplyDeleteYou are right Veronica - I missed that typo. Apologies. Perhaps I had been dosing myself with too many anti histamines!
DeleteI have now corrected it
DeleteLots of hidden truth in this fun blog. You are definitely a real writer. better celebrate on your next day off!
ReplyDeleteLove this! What constitutes a proper writer anyway? Ha ha. Great blog.
ReplyDeleteThanks Sheila. My first published attempt at written humour so glad it worked.
DeleteI can sooo relate to this... briliant. Now where's my coffee...
ReplyDeleteThis post made me smile! Once you start watching a workman scraping moss off a roof rather than write, you know you're procrastinating! I really identified with this 'watching the morning disappear' account!
ReplyDeleteThanks Fran. In my defence, whilst it wasn't a Coca Cola moment, he did take up a lot of my view! And if Elton John can use it in a song lyric...
DeleteYes it all sounds like a recognisable average day of a bonefide writer!
ReplyDeleteI love the idea of writerly clothes - I'm going to try that one! Great post Liz. Godspeed with your WIP!
ReplyDeleteLove this, Liz. You do have a knack of landing on universal weak spots, well, on mine anyway!
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