John's grapples with grammar part 3, by Nicki Copeland
I’m writing this on a Saturday afternoon, sitting in my conservatory, looking out at my very long grass and thinking (admittedly with some relief) that it’s too wet to mow. I’m now tying up all the loose ends before a much-needed week off, and by the time this post is published I will hopefully be feeling super chilled and very rested after a few days at the coast. For now, though, it’s been a crazy couple of weeks workwise – and the fact that I’m sitting at my computer at all on a Saturday afternoon is testament to that!
Anyhow, I hope you will indulge another blog briefly featuring our hero, John, as he seeks to get to grips with all things grammar. Today, the dangler…
Danglers
‘The what?’ I hear you ask.
The dangler, or the dangling modifier, is one of my favourites. It’s simply where the modifying clause at the start of the sentence doesn’t connect with the second half of the sentence, and is left hanging. Usually, we know what’s meant, so we often don’t even notice them. Here’s one I heard on the radio recently:
Unless exempt, a mask should be
worn at all times.
Taken literally, this means, ‘Unless the mask is exempt…’ Exempt from what? What it should say, of course, is ‘Unless they are exempt, travellers [or whoever] should wear a mask at all times.’
Some more examples:
Crossing the road, the car almost
hit us.
Golden brown and cooked to
perfection, John took the cookies out of the oven.
Reading my book in the garden, the
cat sneezed and made me jump.
In my head, I immediately see a car at a pelican crossing, and a beautifully cooked John taking cookies out of the oven. Not to mention a cat sitting on a garden chair reading Pride and Prejudice.
What these should, of course say, is:
As we crossed the road, the car
almost hit us.
John took the cookies out of the oven;
they were golden brown and cooked to perfection.*
As I read my book in the garden, the cat sneezed and made me jump.
(* Who noticed the semicolon, as per last month’s post?)
I hope these grammar posts are helpful. Do let me know!
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Dangling modifiers are comedy gold, as you demonstrate! I love golden-brown John.
ReplyDeleteThis kind of "mistake" is often fun! Plenty of amusing pictures come to mind :-) Though it's usually inhabiting what otherwise reads as a dreary sentence, and I suspect that the more we progress as writers, the more we see this kind of writing as possibly coming over as pompous, stilted, and well worth avoiding - another reason to avoid!
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Yes, I love dangling participles too. There’s one class that is ok— where the participle occurs in a comment clause like ‘judging by the leftovers, the meal must have been enormous’, ‘generally speaking…’, etc.
ReplyDeleteSorry — I don’t know why my comment got duplicated several times.
ReplyDeleteMaybe someone wandering past this blog desired to make it look silly - I hope not though...
ReplyDeleteGolden Brown John (is he a Stranglers fan?) and a feline Austen fan. Making a blog on grammar funny and interesting is hard. I can't do it. But you can.
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