Rejection, Biblical Style
Dear Thomas We thank you for sending us 'The Gospel According to Thomas'. We are afraid that we are going to have to pass on this at the present time. We appreciate that this will be disappointing news but we have received numerous other submissions along the same lines and we have had to make some difficult choices. However, we would like to retain your writing tablets, because, if there was demand for a Gospel in Coptic in the future, we may review the position. Yours Eusebius ******** Dear Nicodemus We thank you for sending us 'The Gospel According to Nicodemus'. I’m afraid it is not for us. Although we were wowed by your first-hand accounts of the trial of Jesus of Nazareth, we found the style uneven and disjointed and the narrative incomplete. Please note that we are not, at this moment in time, considering publishing another Bible. We are returning your stone tablets via prepaid and self-addressed camel. We wish you luck...