Life Imitating Art
About ten days ago, I wrote a short piece for the ACW Flash Fiction Group, reflecting a pet bugbear of mine. Here is the story below, which I entitled The Organist’s Wife, but before you read it, l et me explain. My husband, Bret, is a brilliant church organist, but there is one conversation I dread whenever I attend musical events with him. ‘Are you musical?’ She tilts her head to one side, sure she knows the answer. ‘No.’ ‘But you’re Peter’s wife.’ Would she ask Posh Spice if she played football? ‘I think you’re just being modest.’ ‘No.’ This woman, whom I’ve never met before, has been annoying me from the moment she walked in declaring in a loud voice, ‘Music is my religion’. I’m itching to challenge her, especially as we’re in church, but during my own husband’s organ recital is hardly the time. ‘You play an instrument?’ ‘No.’ ‘Maybe you sing?’ ‘No.’ I press my fingers agains...