Working up to Taming Lions by Jane Lynch


 


As I write my first blog post for ACW, I’m coming to the end of a time of transition. I’m about to retire from arguably the most boring profession on earth to perhaps the most interesting. 


My erstwhile profession involves numbers and logic, subjects that don’t make for great conversation starters with a stranger at a party. But if you tell someone you’re a writer, their face lights up, and they say something like:


‘Oh wow, that’s fascinating! What do you write?’

Or ‘Ooh, I wish I could do that. I’m so jealous!’

Or ‘I’d love to write, but I haven’t got the time…’


You might be familiar with the Monty Python sketch about the accountant who wishes to retrain as a lion tamer. He’s sick of his boring job and wants to do something more exciting:




His careers advisor (played by John Cleese) suggests he should take it slowly, perhaps working his way up gradually through banking or insurance, especially as he has the vaguest notion about what a lion actually is. 


Similarly, I don’t have much of an idea of what being a writer entails. I’m going to have to navigate the uncertain perils of possible rejection, publishing and marketing. Should I have made the transition more gradually, perhaps trying bookmaking or advertising before plunging into the unknown world of writing? Do I know what I’m letting myself in for? Being a writer, though it sounds exhilarating, is not for the faint-hearted (although hopefully, it won’t carry the threat of being eaten alive). 


So why is it that folk find writing so fascinating? After all, we live in a visual age. Young people are making their fortunes posting video content on TikTok or YouTube, and we are constantly reminded that social media has robbed us of our attention spans. We can hardly make it through reading one page of a novel before we have to reach for our smartphone and engage in a bit of therapeutic scrolling.


Maybe it’s because they aspire to write but can’t be bothered to make the effort. Finishing and publishing a book seems like a monumental task, so we applaud those who reach the finish line in the same way that we admire the achievements of a great actor or athlete.


Or does it actually go back to a deep, primordial knowledge of the superiority of the written word, even above other art forms? 


Some of the greatest wisdom in history has been passed down through writing. God chose this method to guide and direct his people. That says something about His priorities. The Word came first and manifested itself in the perfect form of Jesus Christ, God incarnate. There have been countless artistic expressions of the truths contained in God's word over the centuries (think Michelangelo's Sistine Chapel ceiling or Handel's oratorio The Messiah). These other art forms can inspire, comfort and transport us. 


But I would argue that words can reach people’s hearts and minds in a way that other art forms cannot. In addition to delight and inspiration, we can find wisdom and exhortation in what we read. Be encouraged. As a writer, you’re engaged in one of the highest callings, in partnership with our Creator! Just make sure you’re equipped to deal with the man-eating carnivores.


Comments

  1. Congratulations on your first MTW blog, Jane. When I meet people and tell them I'm a writer they often say, 'Would I have heard of you?' as though I weren't standing right there in front of them. But you're right, I think many people think they would love to write a book but doubt they'd have the stamina. (What they don't realise is that as soon as you become a writer, you doubt yourself even more!)

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    1. That was Fran Hill commenting. I think perhaps I'm signed out of Google. I shall investigate!

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  2. Thanks Fran! Nothing beats the thrill of someone actually bothering to read your work! And lol, I like the 'Would I have heard of you' comment!

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  3. I love your blog, so honest and some deep spiritual thinking there. I also come up as anonymous, but my name is Maureen Chapman. Well done.

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  4. Welcome to the blog, Jane.
    Really thought provoking first blog.
    Thank you for the reminder that we write in partnership with our Creator.

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    1. Thank you for reading & commenting Emily!

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  5. Michelle Scorziello28 June 2025 at 12:53

    how wonderful to find your writing again Jane. I agree with you; nothing beats the spoken word; it is intimate; it is personal; it is a communion from one human to another.

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  6. Hey, lovely to see you here, Michelle! Thank you! See you soon xx

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  7. Brilliant Jane! I love the analogy.

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  8. Clare O’Driscoll28 June 2025 at 15:10

    Brilliant Jane - I love the analogy!

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  9. Congratulations on your first blog, my worthy successor! Great blog too. Blessings.

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  10. Congrats on your first blog. Very good - I enjoyed it. It depends where you publish things, and what you say, but I warn you that the lions are certainly out there - be prepared for them and don't let them frighten you.

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  11. Well if your Pythonesque sense of humour is anything to go by, and your excellent opening MTW salvo, you're already bubbling with imagery that will put great colour into your writing.

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  12. Welcome to the MTW blog. That's a cracking first entry!

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