A Different Consistency by Lesley Hargreaves

Some of last Saturday, as per usual, was spent perusing the papers, and I came across one of those “What I’ve learned” columns. (It may have been called that, I wasn’t paying that much attention, but you get the idea.) Anyway, in these columns, random celebrities pretend that they are desperate to give you various details about their lives just to be sociable, and then, at the end, they always have a name of whoever has sponsored their writing, which is in no way connected to the interview they have just given the newspaper. (I am certainly not criticising - there are certainly worse ways to make a living.) Anyway, the interviewee was talking about her weight loss diary and how she had eschewed the use of weight loss drugs (forever known in this house as Kilimanjaro since seeing someone on the telly call them that). This lady had instead preferred to do it the old-fashioned way, gradually, bit by bit and with consistency. This is great, I thought. Then I read that it had taken her five...